As some of you undoubtedly know, being rich can be nice. There’s the ski trips to Austria, and the yacht trips to Antigua. There’s good drink, good food, and lots of good times. But, being rich can also be tough. Sure, you have money, but there are a lot of people trying to take it away. It’s cool you can afford that diamond bracelet, but can you afford the security to keep it safe? Now, you need walls, gates, video camera’s, and safes. Especially safes.

But in this era, any old safe won’t do. Criminals are smart, and they have smart tools… they can find that safe behind the painting, and they can break the code too. You certainly have to try better than that. What you need is a disguised (nearly impenetrable) safe. What you need is an Iceberg Lettuce Safe.

Yep, that’s right. There’s a new player in the security market - a safe that’s disguised as a head of lettuce. It looks like a fresh vegetable, but its’ bottom swings open to reveal a compartment big enough for extra cash, jewelry or other small valuables. Just put your expensive stuff in it, close it up, and put it in your fridge (with the other produce).

In the odd chance you get some hungry criminals that root around your fridge, they probably won’t go for your vegetables. They’ll never know that your salad makings hold what they’re looking for, and they’ll never get at it. With the lettuce safe, you can outsmart even the quickest criminals, and keep yourself safe.

You’ll keep yourself safe, and keep all your valuables. That means you’ll still be rich (which is a good thing), and you’ll still be able to take that ski trip. Or that sailing trip. Or that skydiving trip (if that’s your thing).

Plus, you’ll feel smart. That’s good too. So, go get one. You can find them here: http://bimbambanana.com/index.php?p=iceberg&side=visProd&prod_id=328